oh wow. the script just got worse and worse, that’s actually crazy. idk if i’ve ever watched a movie and was astounded by how bad it was. maybe the dialogue was just of its time for 2007. idk. nic cage was great tho. not his fault he had to read those lines. was it fun? i guess. would i watch it again? possibly. genuinely was so caught off guard by bad dialogue, kinda impressive.