Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  It’s Quieter in the Twilight 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Two hands, two cans

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  Minions 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  Le Epic letterboxers posting a negative review of a mediocre children's film that someone seems to have actually put some effort into
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Popular reviews

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  Scream VI 2023

  ½ Watched 02 Apr 2023

  Scream is, obstensibly, a parody of a horror film that is also a competent horror film. Scream VI is, in my opinion, an unintentional parody of a modern film which fails to generate and hold tension after blowing its wad on several needlessly gruesome early killing scenes. It doesn't understand firearms, mental illness, or moral justification of actions. The editing is terrible, resulting in an extremely inconsistent tone. Nobody on the face of the earth gives one single solitary fuck who the two killers from scream 4 were. They should just give up the ghost(face) at this point.

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  TÁR 2022

  ½ Added

  Trailer Review: "Composer encounters stress, may be gay"

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