Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  12 Angry Men 1957

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025 1

  Perfect

  Hey remember when 11 people was the magic number you needed to shun a racist into silence?

  You lousy bunch of bleeding hearts you're not gonna intimidate me, I'm entitled to my opinion!

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Oh wow my exact kink what are the chances

  Looks like everything sure is in the right place this time.

Popular reviews

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  American Fiction 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2024 1

  Feels casually put together but lands, is great.
  Can't add more without sounding like a literary award judge.

  I wish I could go back to not selling books.

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  Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Jan 2024 1

  Spectacular. Napoleonic Top Gun.

  Good thing Weir got all his "young man frustrated with lack of agency self harms as plot device" out of his system before Truman Show.

  Not all of us become the men we once hoped we might be.