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  Resurrection County 2008

  ★★ Watched 05 Oct 2024

  Probably okay if you've never seen horror before.

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  House Shark 2017

  ½ Watched 06 Aug 2024

  Never thought I'd see an exploding inebriated Abraham Lincoln being eaten by a shark. I wish I had not.

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  Halloween at Aunt Ethel's 2019

  ½ Watched 28 Mar 2019

  Ok. I hate this thing. Ethel is irritating and downright terrible. Acting ranges from ok to cringy otherwise. The worst part is the direction and dialogue. It's an obnoxious turd that likes jacking off jokes. Run away. Far away. And don't look back. Go watch 'hansel and Gretal get Stoned' instead for something in the same vein but way more fun.

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  Wet Hot American Summer 2001

  ½ Watched 28 Feb 2019

  It seems most everyone loves this movie. I will grant that comedy is subjective and I found nothing in this movie remotely amusing. This is basically just a few random SNL skits thrown together haphazardly that go on for WAY too long. If you want a heartwarming narrative. It's not there. Intelligent jokes.. nope. As an example... one joke is quite literally two people are gay/lesbian. It isn't even charmingly akward like a napolean dynamite. If you like shallow and…

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