Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Funny Games 1997

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  48/365
  Fuck.
  Never ever playing golf, never going to germany, never speaking to dudes with white gloves and the shortest shorts and most importantly NEVER BORROWING NO DAMN EGGS

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  deserved more tattoos

Popular reviews

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  I'm Still Here 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 11 Mar 2025

  42/365
  i’m not brazilian but Fernanda Towers should have won that oscar

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  Love 2015

  ½ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  15/365
  fuck this.

  this tries SO SO SO hard to be poetic and artsy and it’s sooooo stupidly shallow. The performances in this suck, the script is laughably bad and the dialogue is cringeworthy.

  Dude honestly at moments this shit feels like the director is making fun of himself and it’s hilarious.
  “what do you wanna call your baby?”
   “Gaspar.”
  another scene
  “what was your ex boyfriend called?”
  “Noé”
  FUCK OFFFFFF

  Murphy is such a loser that it’s impossible to…