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Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  • The Thing
  • Thief

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • No Other Land

    ★★★★½

  • Heat

    ★★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    A movie like this needs a charismatic maniac of a villain and I just don't think Ruffalo in ham-mode is that guy. Toni Collette does her best to save his flailing performance, but it's not enough. Thankfully Pattison kills it and the rest of the supporting cast is pretty good. Visually kind of flat/uninteresting. Satire came off feeling tame and a little past its Sell By date in the New Trump Republic. Truly feels like this released a year too late and I have no one to blame but Zaslav for that.

  • Flight Risk

    Flight Risk

    ★★★

    Theo Von, a DEI hire, and the world’s soyest libtard walk onto a plane in this 90 minute MAGA breezer you’ll forget the second you walk out the theater. The only hope for a safe landing falls to the expertise of an H1B visa worker while the looming threat of a deep state sicko hangs over their impending arrival.
    Five bags of popcorn 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

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  • Civil War

    Civil War

    A disaster film about impartially observing a war with no sides. A high-budget exploitation film aimed at 59 year olds who cried on January 6th. Deeply divorced from reality, too afraid of its own premise to even tease it out. This must be what it’s like to see America through the eyes of a New York Times journalist.

    I couldn't get over the fact that President Swanson is hiding under his desk like George Costanza by the end. Shouldn't he…

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

    ★★★★½

    Breezy spy thriller that lifts liberally from Uncharted and mgs2. What more could you ask for in a summer blockbuster? 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

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