Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 1971

  ★★★★ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  fuck the haters, fuck the tim burton version, this continues to fill me with whimsy

  shout out that one candy store in petaluma that always played this and shout out my old roald dahl special interest

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  Matilda 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  not sure if I ever read this one but da movie's pretty good

  I can understand why people consider this a classic

  y'know what fuck it I'm feeling whimsical

  great movie. four stars

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Jul 2023 1

  I challenge Ryan Gosling to beach me off

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 06 May 2023 2

  James Gunn deserves the sloppiest fucking blowjob for this movie