I find myself liking a lot of movies, even ones a lot of people don’t. So I have a weird taste in film.
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Minions 2015
Illumination, round 5
This was about as bad as I remember.
Passable and inoffensive at first, but Scarlet Overkill drags this thing down HARD. I hate her. I hate how trigger-happy she is toward killing the Minions after generally being ok to them. I hate how she still wants to kill them after Bob did EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER to make her the Queen and get her the crown. I just hate her and think she's annoying, uninteresting, and the…
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The Lorax 2012
“(extremely autotuned) THIS IS THE PLAAAaaaaAAAcCCCE” – the Once-ler
Night 3 of the Illumination marathon.
As awful as this film is, I can never bring myself to outright hate it.
Yes, it’s a terrible adaptation and overall movie. Yes, the characters are boring 2010s stereotypes. Yes, the pacing is lightning fast and yet drags for way too long. Yes, it paints capitalism and businesses that cause pollution in a sugary sweet light to not piss off Universal. Yes, the songs…
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2 2022
Nearly flawless third act, holy shit.
Sonic's character arc is incredibly well-written and built upon in every scene.
Tails and Knuckles are great.
Robotnik is such a good villain.
Every key player from Movie 1 has something to do here.
It's incredibly well-directed, presented, scored, shot
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