Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Welcome to the Dollhouse 1995

  ★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  This is so me trying to woo the boy next door with my elaborate knowledge of American Girl doll lore

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  Teeth 2007

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  i, too, believe in the castration of rapists

Popular reviews

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  ½ Watched 15 Oct 2024

  Fuck Todd Phillips for Manic-Pixie-Dream-Girl-ing my girl Gaga

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ½ Watched 05 Jul 2023

  This movie was way too fucking long for how little it covered. It started out fairly interesting, and the main plot was enticing, but it just felt like Kubrick had one singular idea and didn’t figure out ANYTHING else about the movie. Also, these two need a fucking divorce, GOD, they’re horrible partners.

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