Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Blink Twice 2024

  ★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  first part had potential, second half alright, ending wtf

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  she didn’t respect the pouch

Popular reviews

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  Rio 2011

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2024

  a bird got laid and there was a lot of gyatttttt, music FIRE

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  Morbius 2022

  ★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2024

  i’d call this a gay vampire movie but all vampire movies are gay. i bought a watch just because of morbius loved the part where he said it’s morbin time

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