Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  WE 😱 GOTTA 😰 MAKE 👺 LIKE 🤯 EGGS 🐣 AND 🥵 SCRAMBLE 🍳

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★½ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★ Rewatched 08 Feb 2025

  If only Robert Pattinson’s accent was as consistent as the homoerotic undertones

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  Dog Man 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Feb 2025 1

  Lil Petey and his two gay dads stole my heart