Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Return of the King 1980

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  where there's a whip there's a way 
  we don't have anything funny to say

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  Van Helsing 2004

  ★★½ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  the creature feature

Popular reviews

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  Sherlock: A Scandal in Belgravia 2012

  ½ Added

  Let's make the only person to outsmart Sherlock a bisexual dominatrix who has the hots for him because hes so fucking cool, and he wins, and saves her, and I hate it here why would you fucking rewrite such a great story you fucking moron I will rip your lungs out and boil them Moffat you fucking rat

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  They Live 1988

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  super fun. don't watch if you struggle with psychosis or do i don't care

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