Favorite films

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  It took its time building nuance and subtlety, illustrating deep themes that were poignant, and then decided to spray everyone with a blood red neon sign. Haven’t been that disappointed with an ending in a while.

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★★½ Watched 07 Feb 2025

  Like if Moulin Rouge! and Crash had a baby, and then spent 2 hours sing-fighting over the kids, except told through Zoe Saldana’s “Nick Carraway POV.” So many questions.

Popular reviews

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2022

  All those bullets, and not one hit his face?

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  Avengers: Infinity War 2018

  ★★½ Watched 20 Apr 2019

  Doctor Strange: “I see 1 million, 400 thousand and six scenarios of how this will go in the future.”

  Iron Man: “How many where we win?”

  *Dramatic pause and slow head turn*

  Doctor Strange: “One.”

  Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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