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Recent reviews

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  The Killer 2022

  Watched 24 Feb 2025

  John Wick but the lead can actually act and all the clouds of cheeto dust pretending to be blood are replaced by actual splatter.

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  Lucy 2014

  ★★ Watched 18 Dec 2023

  Oh for the love of... Stop trying to make your dumb superpower action movie into a think piece!

Popular reviews

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 03 Sep 2019 3

  I downed 5 bourbon and cokes before this. Watching it drunk is a whole different experience.

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  It Chapter Two 2019

  ★★½ Watched 13 Sep 2019 1

  The first “It” movie (retroactively titled “It Chapter 1”) was a surprising crowd pleaser when you consider A) it was a troubled production that switched directors halfway through filming, B) it was a Stephen King horror adaptation, which have gone out of favor with the public in the past two decades, and C) the book had already been adapted before into a notoriously horrible miniseries. However, the film ended up really working despite, and in some ways because of, all…