Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Eating Jonestown’s nachos. A magazine writer goes to the middle of nowhere to feature a pop diva who disappeared for 20 years who’s now in a cult … this was lit rally made in a lab specifically for me, so even though a lot of it’s nothing new (giving blink twice, the menu) I thought it was very fun

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Needed a Protozoa cameo from Zenon. Felt a little all over the place but that was also part of its whimsical charm. I want to kiki with a creeper

Popular reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Love a campy horror and the evil twin plot is so silly👯‍♂️giving pretty little liars when they randomly gave spencer an evil british twin. Honestly love the use of a fuck ass wig too and there were plenty

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  The Apprentice 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Would’ve been so easy for this to veer into doing too much but Sebastian Stan was so good. Jeremy Strong my pretentious prince slayed I don’t know how but he was able to make me feel slightly bad for that evil diva

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