likes to rank horror movies based on goopness, bleakness, gayness, and epicness
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Repo! The Genetic Opera 2008
An ostensibly grating, horrible production of a film, yet it is so so dear to the goth teen in my heart. They should make Alexa Vega bald more often
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The Substance 2024
normal wednesday night for a trans woman
8/10 goopness
8/10 bleakness
5/10 epicness
3/10 gayness (palpable auto-erotic tension)Translated from by
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Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi! The Most Terrifying Movie in History 2014
the kudo family bloodline will never recover from this
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Nosferatu 2024
Gowns, beautiful gowns. Wasn’t horny enough. Wasn’t gay enough. There are a few great moments of dread esp surrounding the idea of plague and madness and some goopy bloody effects, but this movie overall failed to hit for me on the pacing and creation of the dazed atmosphere you usually see for a vampire suckee.
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