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  Bridge to Terabithia 2007

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  what the fuck man :(

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  Prehistoric Planet 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Jan 2025

  T-REXES CAN SWIM? also the mononkyus is the cutest thing i’ve ever fucking seen

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  Jurassic World 2015

  ★½ Rewatched 02 Jan 2025

  -> franchise entirely about bringing dinosaurs back to life
  -> movie focuses entirely on a fake genetically modified ‘dinosaur’ which defeats the entire concept

  if i had a dollar for every time they pulled the ‘dinosaur sniffing around for human, dinosaur suddenly gets very quiet, human thinks they’re safe, dinosaur smashes car and almost kills human’ move, i’d probably be very rich
  also, cheesy as fuck!!! someone NEEDS to make a better dinosaurs movie than this like cmon..

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