Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  This is my ideal relationship, complete with extracurricular activities, and great hair.

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  Spice World 1997

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Needs to be put in both the Criterion collection and the Library of Congress, I’m so serious.

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Feb 2024

  You’re perfect 💯, you’re beautiful 🏜️, you look 👀 like Oscar 🏆 winners. Chani and Irulan 👸🏼 are models☝🏼. Did you spice 🌶️ those visions? Oh, you’re crying 😭! They eat 🍽️ Paul Atreides up 🔝 EVERY 🕛 SINGLE 🕛 TIME he’s on that damn 👹 worm 🪱. He could walk 👣 out there with the fucking Reverend Mother 🤰🏻📿 drinking the water 💧 of life and they’ll 👥 be like 🎙️: “MUAD’DIB 🤴🏻 your smile 👄 is beautiful 😍 !!!!”

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  All of Us Strangers 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2024

  One of, if not the most beautiful films I’ve seen in awhile. I won’t post any spoilers and I have my theory about the entire thing, but damn — this was heartbreaking and heartwarming at the same time. A perfect film about closure and the human condition.

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