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Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★ Watched 15 Feb 2025 1

  every single line of dialogue in this movie sounded like it was written by ai and the leader looked like an artichoke

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  Kinda Pregnant 2025

  ½ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  i would rather give birth than rewatch this movie

Popular reviews

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★½ Watched 11 Jan 2025 2

  i lost my appetite not from the disgusting graphic sex scenes in this movie, but from 57 year old nicole kidmans washboard abs that essentially called me morbidly obese as i dared to look down at the bag of butter soaked popcorn in my lap

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  The Truman Show 1998

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Nov 2017 1

  the only reason it's not five stars is because to this day i still fear there is a man in space recording me right now for a larger world to see

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