Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Life 2017

  ★★½ Watched 06 Jun 2017 1

  A thoroughly forgettable, albeit competent, sci-fi monster movie.

  Just watch Alien instead.

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  Maximum Overdrive 1986

  ★★ Watched 25 Oct 2013

  When I saw a little league player get crushed by a steamroller I knew I was in for a treat.

  Entertaining trash.

Popular reviews

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  Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 1999

  ½ Watched 30 Jan 2013 12

  HAHAHAHA, THAT WOMAN'S FAT!!!

  HAHAHAHA, THAT WOMAN'S UGLY!!!!

  HAHAHAHA, THAT WOMAN HAS A FALSE LEG!!!

  HAHAHAHA, THAT WOMAN'S BLIND!!!!

  HAHAHAHA, THAT WOMAN HAS TOURRETTES!!!

  HAHAHAHA, THAT MAN IS GAY!

  I would strangle 1000 infants if it meant Rob Schneider would die a painful death.

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  Paranormal Activity 3 2011

  ★ Watched 25 Aug 2013 3

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