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  Miller's Girl 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  I understand all the bad things of this movie like the bad narrative this puts on female victims, glorifying lesbians but then making them bi? And just the awful script and the many many questions it left but also this movie was SICK i felt gross in my own skin the whole time and for that I will give it an above average review because at the end of the day I was entertained but yeah this movie is just soft core porn and it really is just not worth watching unless you want to throw up

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  Every time I watch a movie that was not made to be great, I remember why I’m not a movie critic cause this movie was great!!! So funny I loved the chemistry and the kills were killing (I just like bloody kills) the drive in theater scene was good I was invested

  Favorite line of the whole movie
  “I don’t want a key I want you”
  “YASSSSS yasssss yasss yass 💅”

Popular reviews

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  Tarot 2024

  ★★ Watched 11 May 2024 1

  Title card a quarter of the way in kinda ate?

  This movie was somehow so boring even after it basically starts right in the middle of the “horror”. I am really bad at recognizing when a movie has bad pacing, so I appreciated that this movie made it so incredibly clear that it was going to have practically no real pace at all! Tell me why I can’t remember a single line other than “it’s her horoscope” literally 10 minutes…

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  A Quiet Place: Day One 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Jul 2024

  I liked this movie a lot all I gotta say is I agree with Sam. Cool cat, dumb last .5 seconds. I also gotta say if that was me I’d just scream and kms let’s be so fr I am not surviving

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