josef

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joseph / 21

the hellp’s number 1 gatekeeper

Favorite films

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Mulholland Drive
  • The Beast
  • The Green Ray

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  • The First Omen

    ★★★

  • The Ninth Configuration

    ★★★★

  • Decision to Leave

    ★★★½

  • Anora

    ★★★★½

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  • Betty Blue

    Betty Blue

    ★★★★

    watched director’s cut

    the cat at the end devastated me in the same way that the bells at the end Breaking the Waves did. also the film as a whole works as a great case FOR “style over substance”

  • Actual People

    Actual People

    ★★½

    feels like tries to play off being charmless in an annoying way as being charmless in an endearing way and it’s just eughg. i liked it more as it progressed and it’s completely harmless but still it’s just kind of eughg. 

    but to its credit I was looking for something kind of lowkey and muted (I was in the middle of a stressful all nighter so it was also actually kind of therapeutic) and it gave me that so yeah

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  • Stone

    Stone

    ★★

    whoever made the decision to give edward norton cornrows...i hope you never know peace

  • I-Be Area

    I-Be Area

    it’s like if an a.i. who was made to emulate an overly-stereotypical gay man and had only been exposed to angelmamii7 tik toks and indian soap opera editing styles developed adhd and self-awareness and decided to write and direct a science fiction movie while experiencing serious system failure (with costume done by the sims 2 character randomiser button with tons of alien dlc, and set design done by a struggling craft store that had recently been hit by multiple natural disasters), but that doesn’t even begin to cover it