Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Ruins 2008

  ★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  "This doesn't happen! Four Americans on a vacation don't just dissapear!"

  Carter Smith directs some fanfiction...

  So SPOILER ALERT, I just finished the 12 hour long audiobook this movie is based, so I think I'm uniquely suited to rip ithis flick a new asshole. The thing is, neither of them are great, but Scott's book is still far better than this assterpiece! One of the few things I enjoyed about the book was it's ability to keep my mind present…

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  The Passenger 2023

  ★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Just guys being dudes.

  I don't hate the film, but the pacing is so tedious that I was constantly frustrated. I really wish it could have kept a quicker pace because I genuinely love the energy and chemistry between the two mains.

Popular reviews

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  The Seventh Brother 1991

  ★★½ Added 4

  For the longest time I thought this movie was a figment of my imagination and I couldn't find it for the life of me. It's the earliest memory of a cartoon I have.

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  Encanto 2021

  ½ Watched 13 Jan 2022 1

  Realistic cartoon CGI is disgusting.
  I don't need to see every hair on a cartoon characters head, I don't need to see their poreless plastic faces or their sweat or the veins in their eyes. Please god make it stop, I am having a visceral reaction.

  I finally watched this movie like all of my friends told me I should and it's so fucking gross how they animate shit I just can't deal with it sorry. I tapped out at…