Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  I don’t remember it

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  Les Misérables 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Feb 2025 1

  Ig they’ve got to rattle through a lot of book very quickly but bruh this film makes NO sense

Popular reviews

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  The Exorcist: Believer 2023

  ★ Watched 26 Oct 2023

  No demon came out of me,

  Some semen came out of me,

  The movie’s a tragedy,

  I achieved my fantasy.

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  Oklahoma! 1999

  ★★★ Watched 24 Apr 2024

  OK la homies, who jacked a man?

  
  Hey guys it’s Patrick here to explain the joke: “Ok la homies” sounds like Oklahoma and also means “hello my friends” and then who jacked a man sounds a bit like “Hugh Jackman”, the star of the movie.