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  Two Witches 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Jan 2025

  Refreshing take on the traditional “witch” horror trope.

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  The Coffee Table 2022

  ½ Watched 16 Dec 2024

  This is not a film about a haunted coffee table. It’s just depressing.

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  The Descent 2005

  ½ Watched 16 Sep 2024

  Horrible movie, bad acting, bad plot. Not scary, zero tension, no character development. Waste of time.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ½ Watched 16 Dec 2024

  If this movie’s incomprehensible and incoherent plot hadn’t ruined this movie, Nicholas Cage’s acting surely would.

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