Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Wonka 2023

  ½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  This is fun in the same way that punching yourself in the face is

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  Ma 2019

  ½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Not even very good ironically. Really just boring

Popular reviews

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  The Black Phone 2021

  ½ Watched 02 Jul 2022 1

  This was SO unbearably cheesy but the worst part is that you can tell the creators thought they were making something GROUNDBREAKING. They thought this was gonna CHANGE THE GAME in horror AS WE KNOW IT

  
  I walked in on someone giving head in the back of the theatre in an AISLE SEAT WITH THE LIGHTS ON before the movie started

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  The Fabelmans 2022

  ½ Watched 24 Feb 2023

  I genuinely think it would be a better fate for the world if Elvis won best picture. My god this reeks. It more than reeks. And it’s 2 and a half hours I cannot get back. The cruelty of it all. Jesus