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  • Tin & Tina

    ★★

  • Pokémon 4Ever

    ★★★

  • Passengers

    ★★★½

  • The Boss

    ★★★

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  • Tin & Tina

    Tin & Tina

    ★★

    Dracula’s children wasn’t an insult just an accurate read

  • Pokémon 4Ever

    Pokémon 4Ever

    ★★★

    - HALF A STAR BECAUSE NO BULBASAUR APPEARANCE
    Tyranitar, Crobat and Ursaring appearance is good tho  

    Idc what anyone says I love the “world of Pokémon” monologue at the start of every movie. Bangerrr intro song!

    Celebi getting chased actually felt like a threat when you consider both Houndoom and Scyther have a type advantage, fun detail! 

    Excuse me trainer DUNDEE with a CROCONAW? I’m not sure if this is Australian appreciation or they’re just taking the piss…

    Ok…

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  • The Last Showgirl

    The Last Showgirl

    ★½

    I wanted to love it but there just wasn’t enough to sink my teeth into :( compelling story and characters with nothing to do and not enough to say

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Needed like 3-4 more fun/interesting deaths but each death had some sort of logically scientific purpose works well enough

    Every main character was weird in a fun way

    Didn’t need to see Mark Ruffalo play Space Donald Trump
    Why was Toni Collette going on about sauce

    Feel bad for Mickey 18, Mickey 17 pissed me off sometimes with his fuck ass accent and mumbling but Robert Pattinson you’re weird enough to make it work. They were kinda like 2 emotions (Guilt & Rage) from Inside Out, except on the outside.

    Love you Nasha you crazy bitch

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