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Prisoners 2013
Man, fuck this movie for real. It’s good, don’t get me wrong, it’s SO good. Denis
Villeneuve only produces quality, if we’re keeping score, and at least as far as I’ve seen. But…this movie’s going to (rightfully) piss you off in a way that’s almost like…cathartic, dare I say? I cannot and will not say A WORD about why, you’ll just have to watch it. But, this film is truly designed to mess with your head. Rest assured, when you…Translated from by -
The Monkey 2025
Similarly to the review I did on “Heart Eyes” (2025), this is yet another profoundly self-aware film. Although, this one hits much more on the psychological aspect, and has a lot more to do with exactly the kind of “horror” Stephen King is known for or usually reaches for with his works. Perhaps the sudden deaths are a bit too frequent or run stale by the third act, as well as the awkward timing of the not-so-fun conversations between an…
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Heart Eyes 2025
Outstanding move, blending rom-com and slasher horror is truly no easy feat, and even if it can be pulled off – none of us expected but so good a result, of that I’m certain. Nonetheless, this one managed to be both entertaining and actually pretty cool as a concept/storyline for anything like this could go. Oddly heartwarming, surprisingly funny and self-aware, and overall cinematically well-executed as well as not too shabby on the horror elements (especially some of those kills,…
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Companion 2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Good movie. Essentially feels like a Terminator meets Mr. and Mrs. Smith meets American Psycho meets 50 First Dates or some quirky, cheesy romance film of your choosing – except it’s none of those things exclusively, but rather a cut of its own that almost feels like it’s lightly mocking staples in each of the aforementioned’s genres. Jack Quaid plays one hell of an incel, to quite the eerie and unsettling degree, of course. Given my introduction to him was…
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