maria

maria

i can’t believe clone high episode 4 indoctrinated me into becoming a pretentious filmsis.

Favorite films

  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  • Climax
  • Whiplash
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

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  • The Animatrix

    ★★★★½

  • The Electric State

    ★★

  • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

    ★★½

  • Plankton: The Movie

    ★½

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  • The Animatrix

    The Animatrix

    ★★★★½

    ough… im sorry i love robots sm… the second renaissance hurt my soul and broke my mind

  • Inglourious Basterds

    Inglourious Basterds

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★★

    what. what the fuck. 

    (the trinity test had me fucking shaking in the theater. the real atomic bomb was the fat nut i bUST OH MY GODDDDD BRO THIS MOVIE WHAT TH

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    ★★★★

    idgaf about super mario or any of that, i was HYPERVENTILATING IN THE THEATRE w/ the punch out stuff on the wall. nintendo has left the punch out fandom rotting in the closet for 14 years, so thanks for this. anyways yea, cinematic masterpiece.

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