Glass Onion lacks all the essential elements of a good detective story: intriguing suspects, high stakes, and a deducible mystery.
Maximally cheesy Benoit Blanc joins an unlikeable array of 2D insta-era characters in an attempt to peel back the layers of the Glass Onion (so to speak). The decades-long friendship these characters have is completely implausible -- they treat each other like strangers and have nothing in common. Miles Bron and Cassandra Brand, two key members of the crew, are…