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Nosferatu 2024
Long and disgusting. Not interesting at any point. Only getting attention because of the current climate of the film industry. Nobody is going to rewatch this, nobody is going to talk about this in 10 years, nobody will even talk about it next year.
Beautifully shot though.
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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024
If you give this above 1 star, just go fuck yourself. Room temp IQ in the theatre. How can you just sit there and watch CGI monkeys discussing monkey politics in broken English?
Retarded!
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Tenet 2020
the only thing that stopped me from falling asleep during tenet was christopher nolan’s attempt to burst my fucking ear drums every two minutes. i wish i could get the $13 spent on my ticket back and then i could pay somebody $13 to tell me what that fucking plot was. don’t even tell me the plot. just point me towards whoever slammed christopher nolan in the head with a fucking bat as soon as he finished filming dark knight…
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