It's really impressive how leo keeps his face scrunched up like that for every second of screen time. Must have been hella uncomfortable
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The Lighthouse 2019
To the tune of "Spongebob Squarepants:"
Who works in a spooky lighthouse by the sea?
(Ephraim Winslow!)
Standoffish and soggy and squeamish is he!
(Ephraim Winslow!)
If nautical madness be somethin' ye wish
(Ephraim Winslow!)
Then hide in the shed and wank off to a fish!
(Ephraim Winslow!)
Ready?Ephraim Winslow!
E̴p̶h̸r̷a̷i̷m̵ ̶W̷i̸n̵s̴l̴o̶w̸!
E̴̛̱̻̅́͝p̷̨̳̾́͐̊͗h̸̡͇͇̮̾́̎̾͑ȓ̴̲ǎ̴̛͚̻͖͙͐i̸̯̋͋m̷̩̯̝̄̄̈͜͝ ̷̨͓̖̀͑́́W̵͍̭͙̺̎͂̈ì̶̧̗͕͈͛͗̾ņ̵͚̒̽̉̓s̶̛̞̬̤͙͂̈́ḷ̸̥̼͖̟̎́͠ô̸̭̹͇̝ͅw̶̮̹̙̍͒̎̉!
E̸̡̩͖̻̪̟̣̜̠͉͉͖͓̔̚p̴͖̗̰̤͈̘̓̀͒̌̈́̌̚͝͠h̷̖̼̒̽̇̂͂̏͛̏̿͗͛̀̃̂̉̓̚̚͠͝͝r̴̨̛̝̭̗͓͇̖̝̗͖͐̍̔̐͆̀̿͜ą̶͔͎͎̤̠̣͓̣̠̟͍̗͇͍̯̈́̂̿ã̶͕̟͔̦̩̖̭̑̌͊͑̀̔̕ȃ̶̡̛̲͚̙̙͎͚̤̰̲̞̝̽͂̂̉̌̍͆̐̆͑̒͗̕̚͝͝͝a̸̛̠̝̰͎̗͚̖̗͓̳̯̟̦͇̱̒̉̐̊̑́͗͂̈́͑̌̚͜͠a̵̧̡̦̥̜͈̪̹͚̻͉̺̫̪̯̘͊̀͂̈́͊̍͂̃͆͂͋̓̎̚̕͘͝ͅi̸͉͑͊̊͂̾̈͐̊́̔̍̈́̓̒͘͠͝m̸̠̣̋̅̽̊̍̀͐́͊̾̈̆̄̀͑ ̴̛̖͇̒̓̈́͌̉̉̋̔̓͝Ŵ̶̧͙̰͓̠̭̮̲̬̦̞̙͌̽í̵̛̺͚͈̻̲͍̉͛̔͐̏̔́͛͑̽̐͌̈̆̆̏͘̚͠͝n̸̨͕̝͍̫̼̥̯͙̓͛̽̅̎̂̕s̷̨̖̭͕̮͙̑̇͘͝͝l̷̛͓̯͎͕̦̰̬̏̐̇́̈́̏͗̿̈́͛̓̅̚̕͝͝͝ǫ̶̲͍̝̖̻̝͊̌͊̎̎̕ơ̶̢̛̥͈̰̯̜̰̟̥͔̩̻͚̼̝͎͎͂͆̏̓̀̌̈͠͠ǫ̸̠̙̹̖̯̦̞̜̩̭̻̣̗̀̂͋̈̑͗͋͑͛̓̃̐̊̈́͂̈́͜͠o̷̞̮̝̬̟̐̌̓̌̔̓̅͌̒̀̓̀͜͝o̶̹̭̯̯̍̈́͊̉̏͑̎̏͗̒͊̃̄͛͛̈̕͝w̵̨̯̠̭̣͓͉͕̟̯̘̬̯̬̣͎̯̳̞͗͜͝!
A̸̡̡̧̢̡̨̧̛̟͎̦͖͉̬͈̥͎͉̺̫̱̭̪͉̩̭̖̰̼̝̦̯̜̟̩̹̟̺̼͉͕̼̯̼̝̰̳̝̙̲̹̟̫̹̣͔͙̣͔̣͌̆̉͒͒̔̃̈́̾́̑̎͑̎̑͊͆̑͌̽̎̍̎̑́́̾̋̀̿̈́͜͜͠͝͝͠͠ͅA̴̡̨̢̧̡̛̛͍̥̠͕̰͔͖̤̹̳͚̫͇̬̰͙̟̫͔̜̙͓͙̮̦̪͙̥̠̫̠͈̜̩̻͕̦̠̥̥̠̝͈̥̟͙̯̘̠̪̼̖̰͗͒̉́͌̌͒̄̔̇̂̂́̊̌̑̄̄̓̀̏̆̓͐̅̏͋̅̋͛͌̂͛̀̓͘͘̕͘͘̚̕͘͜͝͝͠͝͝ͅĄ̸̜̜̖͉̜̝͖͔̝̖̫̠̘̰̗̺̭̣̪̮̼̩̮̻̙̳̘̹̄̌̂͌͗̈̈́͂̌̿̍̐̈́̓̌̄̄͐̔́̓̓̑̚̚̚͝À̶̧̨̢̛̱̪̙̻͎͕̪̳̮͍̖͍̪̹͎͙̗̱̲̯̤̩̮͍̘̟̞̙̮̝͈͉̫̗̯̰̭͇̻̯͉̟͈͖̬̮̭̪͎̰̞͎̀̿̓̉͑̐̋̒̏̅̄̅͑͌̈̇̍̐̂̔̽͌̽̃̈́̓̈́͝͝ͅa̶̧̗̤̻̜̙̖̘͚̲̲͍̘̟͛̆͋̀̔́͐̑̽̊̽̄̀̀͘͜͜͝a̶̧̡̧̢̛̗̪̦̬͎̲̜̜̞̦̭̥̳̖̰͇̺̣̲͕̥̳̳̞̪̖͚̗͍͎̝̮̹̙͔̦̾̽̍͛̌̌̑̾̊͗̐̃̊̊̿̈́̀͂̊̌͌̅̃̇̂̀͌͒͐̈́̍͗̊̎͂̍̈́̅͂͐̕͘̕͘̚͠͝͝͝ͅA̴̡̳͒̿͐̓̍̆͆̽̚̚A̵̧̛̰̥̺͔̗͎̝̺̩͔̺͖̺̙̙̲̲͎͎͓̤̬̤̺̦͈̟̣̩͇͔͎̱͖̬̐̎̋͜͜ͅǍ̴̧̧̧̨̢̛̛̼̜̟̭͖͙̰͚̜͉̬̙̲̙̜̯̯̠̥̟̤͎̮͙̯̼̬͎̰̟͚̣̝̫̹̤͖̬͓̙̘͙̫͍̻͍͊̊͑̈́͂̋̎͗͘̕̚͜͝͠â̴̡̧̛̛̛͍͈̜̳̪̙̤̜̯̼͈̼͍͇͇̘̖͉̻͖̖͎̬̥̝̫̘͕̟̺͚̳͔͇̩̩͇͚̗͌̅͒̇̏̋̈́̒̊̒̎͋̑̿̾̒̾̔̽͛̽̋͌̆̀̄̐̎̍͐͌̅͋͆̎̌̔͑͘͘͘̚̕̚͜͝͝͝͝ͅA̴̧̨̨̡̨̡̛͍͈̠͔̜̜̻̫̳̘̤̗̯̪̦͚̻͙̗̤͙̖̲̺̻͙͖͍̩̻̥̹̤̬̰̞̼̞͓̋̑̾̓̀̾̒̇̈́͊̈́̊͒̋̔̀̀͂́͂̔̕͜ͅͅͅͅͅẠ̷̧̧̡̬͍̗͙̼̜̞̱͉̰͇̼̪̥̩̝͍̮̪̟̩͓̫̩̗̹͎̥̹̗̰̼͎̺̫̳͓̦͚͕̔̋͑̀̋̂̾̓̈́̐̾̽̿͑̀̀̌͐̆̍̈́̇͛͒̀̄͛̽̃̑̓̈́̀̉͊̈́͑͛̽̐̊̽̈́̆͋́̃̀͛͂̾̈͑͘̚̚̚̕͜͝͠͝͝͠͝ͅͅA̷̢̛̛̛̛̰̗͈͖͚̙̱͙̬̪͖̣̯̘̭͇̟̥̫̺̩̪̭͗̋̽̂͂͂̓̈̌̎̈́̂̒̐̀̃̀̋͛̑̀̉̑͌̔̔̏̿̔̈͌̀͂̽̄̎̽̍͘̕̚͠͝͠Ą̶̨̧̨̢̢̜͈̙̲̙̪̰̤̟͙͙̤͕̟̮̼̺̭̜͉̺̬̻͚̖͙͕͍̜̼̟͖̱͇̱͔̼̣͈̹̰͈̫̫̦͍̠̬̲̘̥̈́͜Ȃ̵̧̡̧̨̡̛͈̥̬̯͙̝̘̭̤̹̖̞̖͇̰̰͔͇̝̠̤̜̼̜͙̣͎̖̲̫̯̼̟͔͚͚͎̦͍̃̏͌̓̎̈́̾̃͑̃̒̂̿̽̔͒͊̄̚͜͠ͅͅͅA̷̡̯̭̼̻̾͑̒̋́͌͌͆̐͒́̏̀͗̃̆͌̈́͆̾͋̏̊̿̂̑͐̃͜͝͠͠͝ͅȂ̴̖̼̺̖͎͔̺͓̣͍̪͙͉͕͇̔̀̈́͂̽̀͛̅̾͘͘͝Translated from by
