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  Bloody Axe Wound 2024

  Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Damn this is fun as hell

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  Bully 2001

  Watched 23 Mar 2025

  One of those movies I’ve heard about for years that I never saw before now. Having finally seen it there’s a hundred one liner jokes to make about this movie but honestly it doesn’t even deserve that. 

  A bunch of sweaty awful teenagers being sweaty and awful. Am I supposed to root or care for any of them? 
  What could’ve been a harrowing telling of a true story is boiled down to naked teenagers do drugs and commit crime.  A DARE wet dream of stupidity.

  Get fucked Larry Clark

Popular reviews

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  Frogman 2023

  Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Frogman would never get me cuz I’m built different (am an expert at leaving a place the second the vibes are off)

  I really want that frogman shirt he gets from the gift shop though

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  Watched 24 Jan 2025

  I feel like the awards and nominations are a unified gaslighting campaign to make me think this is good.

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