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  Sleeping Beauty 1959

  Watched 23 Dec 2024

  oh yes i enjoyed this quite a bit yes indeed i did very much so.
  love that prince philip genuinely didnt do shit. he was simply a package to be delivered to wake this girl up from a nap. if it were a good slap in the face that would wake her up and not true loves first kiss, Philip would have been thrown to the DOGS.
  EARLY FEMINIST WORK.

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  Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 1937

  Watched 23 Dec 2024

  so glad i was born in this generation and not the generation where movies were made to simply be occupied for a while.
  So pretty, so cute, so silly. im not saying its bad, i personally enjoyed it. but wtf even happened. NOTHING. i do not care this shit is from 1937. didnt know people born before 1940 didnt have any personality. my apologies. sure its a classic fairytale but come on bro. What do the dwarves even do? NOTHING.…

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  Saltburn 2023

  Watched 27 Dec 2023

  Why was everyone shitting their pants at the bathtub scene. I’m sure we’ve all done worse. And then this man fucks a grave… like that’s more acceptable than slurping the drain of a bathtub, ok. Sure bro. Miiiiiid. I did like his little dance number though

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  No Hard Feelings 2023

  Watched 31 Oct 2023 1

  I also want to have a weird relationship with a woman in her 30s. He’s living my dream and he doesn’t even care. Whatever. Fuck you.

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