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Recent reviews

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  A Face in the Crowd 1957

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  What the Democrats need… is a Lonesome Rhodes of the left.

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  Witness 1985

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  Great movie, but watching it, my mind immediately went back to the line from the Mad Magazine parody, “Witless”. It really sums the movie up perfectly. “I feel so strange, Amish and horny at the same time.”

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★ Watched 21 Jul 2024

  The 1990s FBI serial killer profiler division was a completely inept and misbegotten effort to serve public safety that ultimately failed due mostly to the fact that the FBI didn't bother to do background checks for any of their recruits but also probably DEI. This is apparent in TV shows like Mind Hunter and movies like Silence of The Lambs and this film. 

  The FBI clearly needs to stay in their lane and stick to what they're good at: Training…

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  Super Troopers 2001

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  The last good pre-9-11 stoner-boner comedy. Judge Holden and Rod Farva are two of the most grotesque monsters of Americana. They’re also both currently running the country in private- public partnership.

  Oliver Stone should have made Ford with Kruger from Seinfeld instead of Nixon with Hannibal from Lambchop.

  “Baby, I’m gonna butter your bread.”

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