poorly sam

poorly sam

There's never been a good movie ever, you know what I mean?

Favorite films

  • Christine
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Willard
  • Darkman

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  • Juno

    ★★★

  • Super

    ★★★★

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★½

  • Wicked

    ★★½

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  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★½

    heh, that's actually hilarious

  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★½

    oh yeah ! she green! she bad!

    I really really enjoy what I was hearing But not what i was looking at it tbh
    I thought the main gobin was going to advertise me Pepsi or something with how much this movie looked like like a flat super bowl advert
    unlucky with how beautiful and soulful of the music sounded
    I'M GONNA SHIZ GREEN!!!!

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  • Treasure Island

    Treasure Island

    ★★★★

    Doctor Livesey is genuinely such a chad. Never not grinning and chuckling even in the most tense situations, with the deadliest weapon of all, Medical knowledge.
    Him simply stating the fact that smoking can cause death, kills 5 men in an instant.
    Stellar animation and the most entertaining anti-alcohol and smoking PSA I've ever seen tbh
    Be like Jim and do your daily exercises :)

  • Free Guy

    Free Guy

    ½

    This was the most Reddit fucking movie
    I've ever seen.
    This was more painful to sit through than Space Jam 2 holyfuck.

    I was seeing so many reviews saying positive things about free guy and I was like man those trailers look terrible but maybe it's all right?
    How the fuck was it worse than I thought Jesus Christ, Ryan Reynolds be funny challenge (impossible).
    There's a scene where he holds the Captain America shield and The Avengers music starts…

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