Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Apr 2025

  Walked in ready to see Robert Pattinson being a hottie and then he opened his mouth

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  Remember Me 2010

  ★★★ Rewatched 31 Mar 2025

  Honestly better than I remember it being. This movie is fucking crazy

Popular reviews

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  Erin Brockovich 2000

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  My new favorite things in the world:

  - “That’s all you got lady, two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes”

  - “Seeing as how I have no brain or legal expertise, I just went out there and performed sexual favors. 634 blowjobs in five days”

  - the fact that George had a tattoo on his shoulder that just said dirty

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  Regal kicked me out for jerking it