• Adolescence

    Adolescence

    ★★★★★

    TV perfection.

  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    ★★

    2 hours of my life that I won’t get back.

  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★½

    Homie went through a lot to save a latina damn

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    I wonder how much tariffs Kenneth Marshall would have imposed on Canada and Mexico.

  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★½

    I wasn't expecting this kind of movie at all.

    As a proud liberal, the ending left me smiling and satisfied.

    It was beautiful.

  • In a Violent Nature

    In a Violent Nature

    ★★★

    Felt like a Walking Simulator and the second coming of LiveLeak.

    Some kills were great.

  • American Murder: Gabby Petito

    American Murder: Gabby Petito

    ★★★★

    Thrilling true crime series with a LOT of archive footage. It gave a lot of substance to the storytelling. 

    I didn’t think it was necessary to generate Gabby’s voice with AI. Creepy as hell.

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★★

    At least 6 people left mid-movie.

    The theater was packed, lot of laughs and I enjoyed it way more the second time!

  • Crise d'ado

    Crise d'ado

    On va dire ça comme ça: c’était un film qui a existé en 2025.

  • Paddington in Peru

    Paddington in Peru

    ★★★

    Fun fact: There’s a song where Olivia Colman said 8 times " Paddington in Peru ".

    Funniest movie title of 2025.

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★★

    Even the security guard in my press screening was laughing. Felt like a Final Destination movie but better.

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★½

    Felt like a series. The pacing was all over the place. Anthony Mackie can’t match the energy of Chris Evans.

    BUT

    That 7 minutes of Red Hulk was SO good.