Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Hit Man 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  this movie was a lot better than i expected it to be. thanks glen powell

• 

  Jurassic Park 1993

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Nov 2024

  jeff goldblum is hot. laura dern is extremely hot. stephen spielberg really knows how to direct a movie. and me? all i know is that i would get my shit rocked trying to play with a dinosaur that wants to eat me

Popular reviews

• 

  Rain Man 1988

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2021

  great movie, watched it while building a gundam jawn last night. idk anything about gundam though, i just think the models are fun. ladies i am single

• 

  Inland Empire 2006

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 10 Apr 2022 1

  yes the rumors are true. i traveled to another state via 2 modes of transportation to see the 4k remaster of Inland Empire 
  but fr, if my job was to create SAT questions, i’d make one along the lines of  “billy ray cyrus is to mulholland drive as terry crews is to inland empire” 
  right? that’s funny right? guys come on it was funny

Following