Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  The most millennial piece of content I've ever watched

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  The fights in this movie were pretty solid I do not fw the plot in the slightest. Red hulk felt like a glupshitto input but alright.

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Jan 2025

  "You must bounce on it, crazy style"

  Wonderfully shot movie the cinematography was absolutely jaw dropping. But EVERYONE in that film a freak fr 3.5 off cinematography alone plot was weird

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2024 1

  "Who's got no rizz now?"

  This was long overdue but I love the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter is such a good dad. AND I LOVE SUPERFLY HOLY SHIT