Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024 2

  I spent the entire movie wondering how the hell that was Bill Skarsgård playing Count Orlok

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  The Penguin 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Nov 2024 6

  I need The Batman Part 2 RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025 1

  Well I came for Ayo Edebiri charming the hell out of me and that's what I got. Mission accomplished

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  Spider-Man: Homecoming 2017

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025 1

  Tom Holland I fuck with your vibe

Popular reviews

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  Blink Twice 2024

  ★ Watched 22 Aug 2024 2

  Wake up babe the Channing Tatum vaping compilation just dropped

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  "In the case of multiples, we exterminate every individual."

  King Bong Joon-ho is back with a fucking banger man, I really enjoyed the hell out of this. I didn't feel bored for a single second. It's so funny and well-paced I wouldn't be mad if the runtime was a half hour longer. It's just such a great time. The narrative kinda falls apart towards the final act but the extremely on the nose and unsubtle commentary helps make up for…