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My opinions on everything change everyday

Favorite films

  • Titanic
  • Dune: Part Two
  • La La Land
  • Almost Famous

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  • Opus

    ★★½

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    ★★★★

  • Men in Black

    ★★★★

  • Incendies

    ★★★★★

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★½

    I spent the entire movie wondering how the hell that was Bill Skarsgård playing Count Orlok

  • The Penguin

    The Penguin

    ★★★★½

    I need The Batman Part 2 RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

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  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★½

    Well I came for Ayo Edebiri charming the hell out of me and that's what I got. Mission accomplished

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    ★★★★

    Tom Holland I fuck with your vibe

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  • Blink Twice

    Blink Twice

    Wake up babe the Channing Tatum vaping compilation just dropped

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    "In the case of multiples, we exterminate every individual."

    King Bong Joon-ho is back with a fucking banger man, I really enjoyed the hell out of this. I didn't feel bored for a single second. It's so funny and well-paced I wouldn't be mad if the runtime was a half hour longer. It's just such a great time. The narrative kinda falls apart towards the final act but the extremely on the nose and unsubtle commentary helps make up for…