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Recent reviews

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  The Boy and the Heron 2023

  ★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Call me The Boy and the Heroin the way I stick a needle in my veins

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Idk man, looked like he had pretty average length legs

Popular reviews

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  We Live in Time 2024

  ½ Watched 27 Oct 2024

  You live in time? So does everyone who has ever existed dumbass.

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  Lady Bird 2017

  ½ Watched 05 Aug 2023

  This movie not only has no Lady Birds, but I'm pretty sure I didn't see a single bird of any kind

  misleading marketing strikes again

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