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  • She's the Man

    ★★★

  • Anyone But You

    ★★★

  • The Boy and the Heron

    ★★★★

  • Love Actually

    ★½

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  • She's the Man

    She's the Man

    ★★★

    Soccer. Shakespeare. Silly. What more can you ask for? A young Tatum makes me feel more secure with my current body image. Maybe I can get there like he did too someday.

    Bines and Tatum score plenty of times. Jokes related to the cross dressing dramatic irony just continue to slap and build to a hysterical "reveal" by the end.

  • Anyone But You

    Anyone But You

    ★★★

    I played Ian Sweeney in college when he played for cal poly. He had nasty throws and had a huge layout on our biggest player. Then I played him when he was on Rhino and audl. He destroyed my teams I played for every time. Needless to say I had a huge chub. But now I'm soft as a pillow. I don't know why he decided to change gender and get huge boobs and long blonde hair. It's just not…

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  • The Boy and the Heron

    The Boy and the Heron

    ★★★★

    Not my favorite Ghibli film. Likely, because I was ignorant of cultural symbolism which I've now read reviews to better understand, but will refrain from speaking on. I must speak on my own experience.

    It is wildly imaginative and respects the ephemeral nature of our imaginative realms we create and immense power they can provide. These creative spacees can heal us of our trauma while simultaneously challenge us to create solutions to our fears of death, decay, and loss. Yet,…

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