“Dude what’s up! I think I found my new bae”
“Oh no way? That’s what I was gon’ say”
“Oh that’s tight. Dude she totally loves me”
“My girl too! She’s Poison Ivy”
“What! Holy shit, I think we fell for the same chick”
“That’s impossible! Who’s she gon’ pick?”
“Should we battle like Liam Neeson?”
“NOT NECESSARY IF WE HAVE A THREESOME!”