J S T

J S T

Favorite films

  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • True Stories
  • Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

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  • Kraven the Hunter

  • Spaceballs

  • Knives Out

  • Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

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  • Kraven the Hunter

    Kraven the Hunter

    I always feel bad for actors in moives like this.
    It's like telling someone you clean strip club bathrooms when they ask what your job is.

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    Interesting fact about me: I had my first ever date with this movie but I enjoyed it so much I didn't pay any attention to her.
    I'm also gay now. That doesn't have anything to do with the moive just thought I'd say that.

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    Mickey 17 was so cute 🥺 he was so skrunkly. 🥰

    Great shit! I love the social commentary of the working class literally killing themselves as the rich Nazis feast on there sauces. So many scenes had me laughing out loud yet some scenes brought tears to my eyes.

    Also great sci Fi in general removing the satire. The ethics of cloning was done really well and everything flowed really good together. Robert Patterson continues to be one of, if not, my favorite actors.
    Feels good to finally be back in the theaters for this!!

  • Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

    Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

    I'm a simple man: I think horses are cool 🐴

    Beautiful imagery and some great music! The 3d was only sometimes distracting, but blended together well enough!

    Matt Damon gives his most monotone and flat performance ever. Like zero emotion in his voice. And other than a few... Choice scenes and jokes it was a great watch!