Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Jojo Rabbit 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  god i love this thing. an absolute must watch. banger.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  nosferatu but it’s swagferatu. instead of a cloud evil it’s a cloud of swag and everyone he bites gets pimped out and instead of sucking blood he sucks dick.

  i liked willem dafoe’s comically long pipe.

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Sep 2024 1

  is it a horror film for hot people or a comedy for ugly people? 

  my brain says this movie sucked, but my heart says it’s a masterpiece. soft banger.

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  pretty genius making the first act suck shit so hard it elevates the rest of the film. this one scratched an itch i didn’t know i had. lowkey this film kinda for the fellas.

  yeah, five stars, fuck you. banger.

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