possumorb

possumorb

my star ratings mean NOTHING they’re literally just vibes and nonsense

Favorite films

  • The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • I Saw the TV Glow
  • The Sound of Music

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  • Spontaneous

    ★★½

  • Twelve Monkeys

    ★½

  • La Jetée

  • Beyond

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  • Spontaneous

    Spontaneous

    ★★½

    why does everyone have a crush on charlie plummer? he looks like a fish. sam from glee trouty mouth looking ass
    embarrassingly cringe and then it made me cry a lot, then it was embarrassingly cringe again. the cringe sometimes works bcs highschoolers are just like that, but sometimes it has very severe “woman written by a man” vibes. and there’s the token best friend who we learn nothing about. the full face of makeup when our protagonist is supposed to…

  • Twelve Monkeys

    Twelve Monkeys

    ★½

    oh! it’s bad! it has its good moments, but most of this movie is like lawnmower man/dune (1984) level bad! the pacing is horrendous, it feels dreadfully long, save urself the time and just watch la jetee lol

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  • Halloween Is Grinch Night

    Halloween Is Grinch Night

    The Grinch is an asexual slut who loves sex

  • La Jetée

    La Jetée

    it’s like if an audiobook was set to stills from a movie based on itself