Ashton Green

Ashton Green

Favorite films

  • The Fundamentals of Caring
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  • Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 1

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  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

    ★★★

  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

    ★★★

  • The Descent

    ★★★

  • Knives Out

    ★★★½

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  • The Descent

    The Descent

    ★★★

    I dont usually watch horror movies. I am unusually susceptible to their fear tactics. In preparation to see this movie in theater, I needed to bring a small stuffed animal with me to hold. As well as buy a booze. I proceeded to lean back In my chair until my ass was hovering and only my back touched the seat, and I threw my stuffed animal into the row behind me at least once. It was freaky.

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    ★★★½

    Good I like it. They cleaned the killer of puke and then gave him his jacket back before taking him away, strange.

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  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★

    Honestly didn't love it.
    "Oh my gosh he spent the whole movie shitting on Disney😂😂" while simultaneously making them a billion+ in the box office and more in franchise merchandise.
    There were cool moments but other than that it was just a bunch of cameos strung along by a hair-thin plot.
    It spent a lot of time dogging on Marvel and their previous losing-streak for films and to be honest I don't think Deadpool & Wolverine was any different.
    Sure, a box office success because of it's cast and wow-factor, but not a good movie.

  • Road House

    Road House

    ½

    Actual shite
    EDIT: sometimes it's upsetting how disappointed you can be in a movie. Thus the above.

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