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Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Seeing this in 4DX was cool enough to cancel out Robert Pattinson’s weird ass voice

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Feb 2025

  My review consists of two parallel streams of thought:
  1. Gamers who watch this will think twice about slamming Mtn Dew ever again
  2. Bro WHAT THE FUCK

Popular reviews

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Aug 2024

  Sound mixer deserves a Nobel peace prize

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Sep 2024

  Willem Dafoe defending his cooking is scarier than any modern horror monster.

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