Powerboy500

Powerboy500

Favorite films

  • Donnie Darko
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch
  • Brazil

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  • Mulholland Drive

  • Lost Highway

  • Brokeback Mountain

  • Brokeback Mountain

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  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain

    Third watch in a week-- this time I noticed:

    1 Bear
    1 Coyote
    1 Elk
    Whole crap ton of sheep
    Horses
    Less dogs than you would expect but still some
    Jake's sideburns telling a story all in their own
    Heath's chapped ass lips
    Michelle Williams: Goddess, immaculate performance
    Anne Hathaway: So cute in her little hat
    Linda Cardellini only three years out from Scooby-Doo (2002) what an icon
    Kate Mara: This girl cannot escape the joker. It's not her fault.

  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain

    Second time in one night watching this. I re-wrote the script. My version doesn't end like that.

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  • The Brink

    The Brink

    ★½

    Literally the first scene of this movie you can see the wefts in Thomas Edison's party city ass wig. I am all for not letting 'great' get in the way of 'good', but have we NO standards?? Surely there are some things worth nit-picking?? These people should have hired my friend Eva, they are excellent at wig styling and would never have let this happen.

    Watches like an episode of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction-- which is to say; dated,…

  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain

    I truly forgot how brutal this movie is.

    What is the point of living??
    Why exist at all?? Genuinely?? What does life have to offer you, but shame and suffering??

    These are our aunts and uncles-- our family friends-- our ancestors who had no choice but to struggle and die for love in the grips of a world that could never love them back.

    Ugh.

    Happy new years!!